wookiemistake:

ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.

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suspu:

if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave

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the-80s-do-it-better:

awesomephilia:

Only one of these things is fun

yeah dipping peeps in chocolate isn’t fun for me either

the-80s-do-it-better:

awesomephilia:

Only one of these things is fun

yeah dipping peeps in chocolate isn’t fun for me either

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kiiritos:

sexycamila:

highfivekeats:

Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant 

I CAN’T BREATHE

IML ITERAALLY SCRAMIGN AT THE SCREEN

I’M YOUR SON

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pmoth:

so way back in 7th grade we took this survey thing asking us what our favorite thing to do at lunch was and i just wrote “eat” and they actually put it in

image

its the only reason i still have this yearbook

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guribot:

when did video games get so realistic

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nightingales:

If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.

So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

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loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

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imworthmorethanthis:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

yellow is my favorite LOL.

imworthmorethanthis:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

yellow is my favorite LOL.

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gobblegobble-no-okay:

misscrayfish313:

thejailer:

posteriorbombardier:

agentsunfish:

videohall:

Thanksgiving etiquette

THIS MADE MY DAY.

WAHT THE FUCK I’M CRYING

Mashed potatoes and sexual tension shouldn’t be in the same sentence together unless critiquing.

what I was not expecting that

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zzazu:

rossjarman:

I WAS PLAYING SIMS 3 AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DOGIT’

that is horrifying in awful new ways

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sonikkukku:

queenfrau:

browniehooves:

queenfrau:

browniehooves:

pandyland.net/random/
I CAN’T GET ENOUGH


WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL


I DONT KNOW


ITS FUCKIN MAGIC


WHAT

sonikkukku:

queenfrau:

browniehooves:

queenfrau:

browniehooves:

pandyland.net/random/

I CAN’T GET ENOUGH

WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL

I DONT KNOW

ITS FUCKIN MAGIC

WHAT

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