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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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222,437 notes

trollslottet:

konguloarkonan:

metal archives is a fun place

where are the names of all these bands, I absolutely need to read lyrics about food attacking humans

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charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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paeku:

the word power nap makes me laugh. whats next. thrash nap. death nap. atmospheric black nap

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hrmphfft:

so I’ve come across my fair share of glitches in my short time playing skyrim, but I don’t think anything can beat the impromptu riverdance performance my followers just held

image

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spootyplease:

korra:

youngblackandvegan:

Bob and the deli guy.

"im mostly straight"

this episode was so game changing

This is still the best

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sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

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wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

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sweaterkittensahoy:

starksnark:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I don’t even know what sport this is, but I think I like them.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

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deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

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